Makes me twitch.

According to you
I’m stupid,
I’m useless,
I can’t do anything right.
According to you
I’m difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I’m a mess in a dress,
can’t show up on time,
even if it would save my life.
According to you. According to you.
But according to him
I’m beautiful,
incredible,
he can’t get me out of his head.
According to him
I’m funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever [...]

Upon daydreaming about what I’ll be doing in fall I woke up to the knowledge that the last week was, in fact, spent screwing around and not focusing enough on what will be months of having my writing and thoughts criticized.

After watching Big Love last week, and noticing my hair was becoming very similar to that of a Utah-bound polygamist wife, my fate was sealed. If I’m going to be an a polyamorous relationship, I’m not going to french braid my hair. I have my standards.