The Return of Song Stalking

August 4th, 2010

I did breathe a sigh of relief, because its hard to function when you walk into a grocery store and have to wonder what type of yogurt Madonna is telling you to buy

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Freedom Friday!

June 18th, 2010

The semi-regular installment of YouTubes from my… uh… Freedom.
Ready?
The Onion — Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYbR7os_q9k
Totally going to steal the idea for pretending we&#82…

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Freedom Friday!

June 4th, 2010

Since the time that Freedom came to stay with me, he’s been dazzling me with his constant stream of fun, weird, hilarious, perverted and otherwise odd online video finds. Because I’m a supreme opportunist without a conscience, I figured tha…

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Dear Favorite Shape of My Imaginary Realm,

May 19th, 2010

When I received your little present yesterday, I somehow knew it was not appropriate for viewing by children, so I waited until this morning when I could watch it in peace.
I send you Sprockets. You send me Glory Clouds. It must be love.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTvbDg2ByRw
The sad thing is that it really just speaks for itself. If only [...]

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Dedicated to…

March 23rd, 2010

I love when songs combine people from my life together. No, wait, I just love when I can post the song and make those people wonder if its about them or not.
Fear not, its not about you. Maybe.

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Welcome Back!

March 22nd, 2010

(Note to self: get super secret blog)

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So, Again, Monday is Upon Us…

March 8th, 2010

He gave me his number in case I ever need emergency tie dye advice. Its good that someone has my back.

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Monday… Two Days Later…

February 8th, 2010

I shoveled so much snow in the past two days, I’mma start calling myself, “Bobcat.” (RAWR!) I had a fantasy about going over to the man on the corner and propositioning him for his snow blower. Yes. SNOW BLOWER. You see where that is going.There was also a point where we did think it could be amusing to burn the house down… because we had nothing else to do.

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I Did WHAT?

February 1st, 2010

Somehow, on Friday night, as a few friends and I went to see a local cover band, I jumped into an early-80′s-style dance off with a 40-something year old albino man.

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Grammy Thoughts

February 1st, 2010

Melia, dressed in pink and green sequins, like the drag queen she wishes she was, covers the Grammy Awards.

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