Before I crash for the night and do those things that only I can do when alone (heh), I had a thought today. Well, at least one, but probably a few. Emo Boy may only be supporting LGBT rights so vehemently because he suspects I’m gay. He also sai…
I am all out of sorts today, and that’s never good for a Virgo who needs order in her life because she has no “real” boss, just a handful of clients, children and other people she must micromanage. In general, I look forward to Monday…
I tried to write a professional-sounding blog for my professional-looking website that defines my professional nature and what I do when I’m not screwing around online… but I couldn’t do it. Why? Because there is no good way to tell s…
I should not clean mirrors. Somehow, I pulled a muscle in my back while cleaning my bathroom mirror, and now I’m philosophizing (is that even a word? Firefox didn’t underline it…) about how stupid it is to clean when it all just gets …
My blog has been a pain in the bum since Monday and is now finally working. Add it to my list of issues with technology lately, including my stove being a dick, my computer smelling like roasted fuck funk and my glorious SlackBerry flipping me off and …
I blog because I have a brand new (to me) desk that I got for free at a yard sale. I blog because its cold and rainy outside, and because I am waiting on clients to provide me with some direction. I blog, therefore I am. Yo. That was pretty much my wee…
I was searching for some blogging inspiration today, but it found me instead. Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but I want to tell you the story about why I love floor-spiced Goldfish. Once upon a time, I was living in a townhouse with my fami…
Birthday Hell Week has come to an end. Three birthdays in six days requiring cakes (not that I did those, but its still pressure, yo), presents, and the rest of the festivities (oh, wait, I don’t do those stupid huge parties anymore)… but, …
Yes, that means you, spammers. There are days when you flatter me with your words, and days when I want to thump you in the robotic nads. But, what really gets me more than anything is when you all tell me the EXACT SAME THING on EACH BLOG that I own, …
Women. Suck. While I realize that as the #1742 feminist on the Internets, that’s a hard statement to take (or, maybe its just hard for me to take, but whatever) coming from the Great Melia, but honestly… my heart is breaking vicariously for…
