Yes, I’m resorting to… www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY Help. Me.
If only this was about vampires. I dig vampires. Not the Twilight vampires, or the other shiny, sparkly vampire wanna-be craptastic love stories that are plaguing our innocent poster sections of stores, but cool vampires… like Dracula. He was awe…
So, I will just look at you like this… www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWYVnrmhDxQ You’ve all been warned.
When I was around eight, after my Dad left me again or after a suspicious family reunion in which my now-deceased, convicted child molester uncle may have played a role in some fuzzy memory I’ve not yet addressed, I got fat. I hate saying that, b…
I’ve not had anything really, really weird happen to me in quite a few months. I remember somewhat enjoying the thought that as soon as I stepped out my door, Bizarro World was awaiting me. So, then it stopped and I was smack in the middle of THE…
…because upon waking and surveying the Melia kingdom of websites, I saw that I was called a bleeding-heart female… …for not allowing members of a site to call for the deaths of Muslims… …because it infringed on these membe…
Ironically, even if I’m blogging it, today I have sworn to take off from any sort of work. Blogging isn’t work, right? A few notes from my week: I had my eyebrows waxed a few weeks ago and, honestly, I wasn’t happy with the results. S…
Yep, its that time. Ready? Yep! No, really, are you ready? FFS, we don’t have all day. Ok, here we go! My Resume, or is it a CV? 1. Cashier at a major grocery store in the Cleveland suburbs. Had to fake my birth certificate (I was 14, they wanted…
I’m listening to The Cranberries, so the title has nothing to do with the blog… yet. For the record, I’m much better now. The baboon ass has quelled to little more than the ironic need for sex + none available, and I can handle that m…
I am about to say the most unthinkable statement that has ever come out of my head. Well, no, there have been plenty of these thoughts, but this is the one I choose to admit. Based on my blazing entry into fertility yesterday (just scroll down, k?), I …
