Women. Suck. While I realize that as the #1742 feminist on the Internets, that’s a hard statement to take (or, maybe its just hard for me to take, but whatever) coming from the Great Melia, but honestly… my heart is breaking vicariously for…
I’m listening to The Cranberries, so the title has nothing to do with the blog… yet. For the record, I’m much better now. The baboon ass has quelled to little more than the ironic need for sex + none available, and I can handle that m…
10 days. Six people. Nine states. One mini-van. We are home and recuperating. There is a mountain of laundry to do, groceries to buy, work to jump into and a series of epic errand running. Sigh. So, I took a few notes during the trip that are still wor…
Really, I was beginning to question the freakish things that aren’t happening in Bizarro World lately. Its been kind of a dry spell, a long, hot, sucktacular dry spell of complete and utter blah.
Blah.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel. A…
The semi-regular installment of YouTubes from my… uh… Freedom.
Ready?
The Onion — Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYbR7os_q9k
Totally going to steal the idea for pretending weR…
Its Monday…well, Monday night and I’m drinking a well-deserved martini. Three of four kiddos are in bed, one is happily traveling back from his own Memorial Day vacation with his friend and I have, once again, survived a road trip with the …
No, not flying, but I’m leaving for the weekend, with Twitches and Freedom in tow, to see my amazing friend, Durrah and her troupe do some dancing. Then, we’re going to hit the beach where I will not gawk at anyone in a bathing suit, because I refuse to objectify women anymore. At least today. [...]
If you read my last blog, you may have noticed that with MJ, Freedom and The Husband, this weekend I’d planned to get hammered to stop the eye twitch from hell. For the record:
Melia did not get hammered.
Melia got bitch slapped (sorry, feminists) with some brutal realities.
Melia is making major changes.
Melia has amazing friends and [...]
When I received your little present yesterday, I somehow knew it was not appropriate for viewing by children, so I waited until this morning when I could watch it in peace.
I send you Sprockets. You send me Glory Clouds. It must be love.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTvbDg2ByRw
The sad thing is that it really just speaks for itself. If only [...]
My butt. Clearly the corduroy quilt is not very supportive.
