There’s no other way to describe it. From the series of phone calls today, to the support of my friends online and even the offer to help me financially from someone I just kind of know… I am a lucky, lucky girl. Y’all are awesome. Ea…
My blog has been a pain in the bum since Monday and is now finally working. Add it to my list of issues with technology lately, including my stove being a dick, my computer smelling like roasted fuck funk and my glorious SlackBerry flipping me off and …
I was searching for some blogging inspiration today, but it found me instead. Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but I want to tell you the story about why I love floor-spiced Goldfish. Once upon a time, I was living in a townhouse with my fami…
Birthday Hell Week has come to an end. Three birthdays in six days requiring cakes (not that I did those, but its still pressure, yo), presents, and the rest of the festivities (oh, wait, I don’t do those stupid huge parties anymore)… but, …
Women. Suck. While I realize that as the #1742 feminist on the Internets, that’s a hard statement to take (or, maybe its just hard for me to take, but whatever) coming from the Great Melia, but honestly… my heart is breaking vicariously for…
…because upon waking and surveying the Melia kingdom of websites, I saw that I was called a bleeding-heart female… …for not allowing members of a site to call for the deaths of Muslims… …because it infringed on these membe…
I’m listening to The Cranberries, so the title has nothing to do with the blog… yet. For the record, I’m much better now. The baboon ass has quelled to little more than the ironic need for sex + none available, and I can handle that m…
It may have taken me a week to get back into my swing, but here I am. Be afraid, be very afraid. I have determined, through a complex algorithm (please note that I almost typed “Al Gore” in there) and some kite string that I am completely a…
10 days. Six people. Nine states. One mini-van. We are home and recuperating. There is a mountain of laundry to do, groceries to buy, work to jump into and a series of epic errand running. Sigh. So, I took a few notes during the trip that are still wor…
