Heh. 1. Your stupid attempts at attention-seeking behavior make me want to vomit, but I’m sure if I vomited, you’d find some way to make it all about you. So, I won’t vomit, I’ll just sit here and glare at your pathetic ass. 2. …
Yes, I’m resorting to… www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY Help. Me.
If only this was about vampires. I dig vampires. Not the Twilight vampires, or the other shiny, sparkly vampire wanna-be craptastic love stories that are plaguing our innocent poster sections of stores, but cool vampires… like Dracula. He was awe…
So, I will just look at you like this… www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWYVnrmhDxQ You’ve all been warned.
When I was around eight, after my Dad left me again or after a suspicious family reunion in which my now-deceased, convicted child molester uncle may have played a role in some fuzzy memory I’ve not yet addressed, I got fat. I hate saying that, b…
…but it could have been shit. I love her, don’t get me wrong, but I cringe when she calls. A. L. O. T. So, today, I bit the bullet and answered the phone. I may have hesitated, I may have thought of 200 reasons not to push that little butto…
I’ve not had anything really, really weird happen to me in quite a few months. I remember somewhat enjoying the thought that as soon as I stepped out my door, Bizarro World was awaiting me. So, then it stopped and I was smack in the middle of THE…
…because upon waking and surveying the Melia kingdom of websites, I saw that I was called a bleeding-heart female… …for not allowing members of a site to call for the deaths of Muslims… …because it infringed on these membe…
Ironically, even if I’m blogging it, today I have sworn to take off from any sort of work. Blogging isn’t work, right? A few notes from my week: I had my eyebrows waxed a few weeks ago and, honestly, I wasn’t happy with the results. S…
