Irony, Fuck You.

August - 14 - 2010
Posted by Melia

A Virgo explains sex, in the throes of needing to get laid so badly that life is even more painful than the evil ovaries she is harboring within. Many, many years ago, there was a nagging and baffling pain in my side that would follow me for a few days…

Its the Guitar!

August - 12 - 2010
Posted by Melia

I don’t know these people, but I love this song and that girl is adorable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvIjz_lugxI

Melia vents. A lot.

Floored. Aghast. Shocked. Sad. These are two people our children look up to, two people that have found themselves in violent relationships and know first-hand how not sexy it is. Can abuse possibly be glorified more? As long as the wrong feels right I…

The Return of Song Stalking

August - 4 - 2010
Posted by Melia

I did breathe a sigh of relief, because its hard to function when you walk into a grocery store and have to wonder what type of yogurt Madonna is telling you to buy

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Thoughts for Today

August - 3 - 2010
Posted by Melia

1. I hate having to censor myself. 2. Last night, I slept without the TV on. This is pretty big since I’ve been using it to keep away sleep monsters… and they didn’t attack. 3. If you can’t pitch in around this joint, then you&#…

Spinning, Spinning, Spinning!

August - 2 - 2010
Posted by Melia

It may have taken me a week to get back into my swing, but here I am. Be afraid, be very afraid. I have determined, through a complex algorithm (please note that I almost typed “Al Gore” in there) and some kite string that I am completely a…

Foreheads are Awesome

August - 1 - 2010
Posted by Melia

I am a member of an elite group of individuals who favor brains over beauty and intelligence over… well, something I can’t think of right now (because its 9am on a Sunday, or I just have the dumb today). I digress.
I confess: I have a big f…

Foreheads are Awesome

August - 1 - 2010
Posted by Melia

I am a member of an elite group of individuals who favor brains over beauty and intelligence over… well, something I can’t think of right now (because its 9am on a Sunday, or I just have the dumb today). I digress. I confess: I have a big f…

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