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Annnnd, I’m Back!

September - 9 - 2010
Posted by Melia

Yes, its Thursday, but its been one of those weeks where everything has been constantly moving and I’ve not had much time to just blah around the blog. The good news is that I’m feeling much better and think I have a handle on my nutrition….

Crush at Thomas Hall

September - 5 - 2010
Posted by Melia

Guilty pleasures come in all forms. Maybe a favorite television show or restaurant is something you decadently devour when you need some comfort or “me” time. Mine, lately, has been reading. Its sad, but true, but I don’t get a lot of…

More Musings

September - 5 - 2010
Posted by Melia

Heh. 1. Your stupid attempts at attention-seeking behavior make me want to vomit, but I’m sure if I vomited, you’d find some way to make it all about you. So, I won’t vomit, I’ll just sit here and glare at your pathetic ass. 2. …

Couching Tiger, Hidden Banana

September - 4 - 2010
Posted by Melia

Yes, I’m resorting to… www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY Help. Me.

Blood & Suck

September - 3 - 2010
Posted by Melia

If only this was about vampires. I dig vampires. Not the Twilight vampires, or the other shiny, sparkly vampire wanna-be craptastic love stories that are plaguing our innocent poster sections of stores, but cool vampires… like Dracula. He was awe…

I Have Nothing to Say Today

August - 30 - 2010
Posted by Melia

So, I will just look at you like this… www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWYVnrmhDxQ You’ve all been warned.

How Much is Too Much?

August - 29 - 2010
Posted by Melia

When I was around eight, after my Dad left me again or after a suspicious family reunion in which my now-deceased, convicted child molester uncle may have played a role in some fuzzy memory I’ve not yet addressed, I got fat. I hate saying that, b…

…but it could have been shit. I love her, don’t get me wrong, but I cringe when she calls. A. L. O. T. So, today, I bit the bullet and answered the phone. I may have hesitated, I may have thought of 200 reasons not to push that little butto…

Bizarro World, Revisited

August - 25 - 2010
Posted by Melia

I’ve not had anything really, really weird happen to me in quite a few months. I remember somewhat enjoying the thought that as soon as I stepped out my door, Bizarro World was awaiting me. So, then it stopped and I was smack in the middle of THE…

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