Its Monday…well, Monday night and I’m drinking a well-deserved martini. Three of four kiddos are in bed, one is happily traveling back from his own Memorial Day vacation with his friend and I have, once again, survived a road trip with the …
No, not flying, but I’m leaving for the weekend, with Twitches and Freedom in tow, to see my amazing friend, Durrah and her troupe do some dancing. Then, we’re going to hit the beach where I will not gawk at anyone in a bathing suit, because I refuse to objectify women anymore. At least today. [...]
So, I’m spinning my wheel, so to speak. Well, wheels, maybe… it all depends on how you look at it. The job market for “Chick Guru” is pretty slim and I’m going to have to get creative or start writing about cures for hemorrhoids or something.
So far, here are my choices:
1. Get a job as [...]
This inspiration for this post comes from Ted Andrews’ The Animal-Speak Workbook. In this workbook he discusses how we can use feathers we find on the ground and turn it into a tool for creating ~Wish Energy. Birds are associated with the element of air , when we speak our expressions that comes from speech that [...]
If you read my last blog, you may have noticed that with MJ, Freedom and The Husband, this weekend I’d planned to get hammered to stop the eye twitch from hell. For the record:
Melia did not get hammered.
Melia got bitch slapped (sorry, feminists) with some brutal realities.
Melia is making major changes.
Melia has amazing friends and [...]
The lower eyelid of my right eye has been twitching since Monday. Not enough for anyone else to notice (or everyone is being really nice about not telling me how freakish I appear) but I seriously want to perform home-based surgery… on my eye. Eyeballs are gross, but I’m willing to overlook that in order [...]
You may be wondering why on earth anyone would think about Christmas in May! Well, lemme tell you in one word: Strawberries. Are you now wondering what strawberries and Christmas have in common aside from the predominantly red color? Again, lemme tell …
When I received your little present yesterday, I somehow knew it was not appropriate for viewing by children, so I waited until this morning when I could watch it in peace.
I send you Sprockets. You send me Glory Clouds. It must be love.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTvbDg2ByRw
The sad thing is that it really just speaks for itself. If only [...]
Have you ever watched, or participated in, a penis fight? Did you take bets? Did you win?
A few of my worlds seem to have collided into this one moment in which I realized I was wearing purple pants and had two different shades of purple on my fingernails and toenails. None of which are close to the same shade, and never before (ok, not for a long, long time) would I [...]
